howtotalktogirlsatparties: If you want to hear me speak about lying, cheating, stealing, taking advantage of your friends, fucking people over in general and other assorted topics/fields I am knowledgeable in please get tickets to this ish (the profits of which in no way, shape or form go to supporting me, which is a huge bummer now that I see how expensive these tickets are). LAS blowin’ up.

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

If you want to hear me speak about lying, cheating, stealing, taking advantage of your friends, fucking people over in general and other assorted topics/fields I am knowledgeable in please get tickets to this ish (the profits of which in no way, shape or form go to supporting me, which is a huge bummer now that I see how expensive these tickets are).

LAS blowin’ up.

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  1. tourne-toi reblogged this from howtotalktogirlsatparties
  2. modrockers said: This list is easily wayyy better than my list….
  3. suitsandboots said: Can you sneak people in?
  4. roguebicycles reblogged this from howtotalktogirlsatparties and added:
    LAS blowin’ up.
  5. rippedbackpocket said: crap.
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