A THOUGHT CATALOG PIECE

I just want a pizza covered in magic fairy dust, and I want somebody to hand it to me. I want the snow to happen in the summer and for dolphins to walk me to my office and make me brown bag lunches. I want an iphone that I just don’t have to pay for and for celebrity marriages to actually work out. I want to ride on a subway with every crush I’ve ever had and I want everything in my life to just like work, you know? Ughh life is so hard because I’m 25 and not super rich. I want a TRUE one bedroom and I want every delivery person to actually be a porn star, but not like a porn star, but more like an actual WALKING TEDDY BEAR!!! I just want to be a mermaid prince/princess and sell my voice to a sea hag to meet the love of my life and we can live in a rent-controlled apartment below 14th st. but west of 7th avenue, but not west of hudson st with a loveable bulldog who wears a tophat named Sprinkles.

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